February 2012
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friend: omg i love that movie!
me: REALLY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ACTORS NAMES WHAT ABOUT THE DIRECTOR DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE SCORE THE CINEMATOGRAPHY OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING YOU 'LOVE' A MOVIE GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE THESE THINGS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS ANYMORE UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE THE IMDB PAGE
friend: what
me: what
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Kristen Stewart: Could you-
Me: Yes.
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if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
Person: Can you please stop referencing The Hunger Games in all of our conversations please
Me: I just can't afford to think like that
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE.
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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